TOP 20 ReasonsChocolate
Is Better Than Sex
1) You can GET
chocolate.
2) "If you love me
you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate
satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely
have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make
chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have
chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the
nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8) Two people of
the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
names.
9) The word
"commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have
chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a
stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12) You don't get
hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate
there's no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate
doesn't make you pregnant.
15) You can have
chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate
is easy to find.
17) You can have as
many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never
too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have
great chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake
20) With chocolate
size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
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